Over 900 jokes and witty remarks about alcohol and drugs.

Over 900 jokes and witty remarks about alcohol and drugs. Send to your friends via email and SMS.

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*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

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Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"I hate people who take drugs...

Such as Policemen, Customs Officers, etc..."

"My local's rough as anything. I went to the pub quiz the other night.

First question was, "What the f**k are YOU looking at?""

"An 'alcoholic' on the Jeremy Kyle Show just admitted to drinking 'eight or nine cans a day.'